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The Pimp Eulogy (5032 hits)

The Pimps Eulogy
PIMP RIP
Minister Kamal Supreme

Dearly Beloved,

We are all gathered here today

to say goodbye to a being that has entertained us

A being that because of his flash, swag, style and charisma

We gave street cred, and hood status

Although most of us love our mothers, aunties, big mamas and sisters

We tolerated one in whom you might call a favorite uncle

Because he had that wicked wardrobe and that gift of gab

but at any moment, he’d find a woman or a man’s weakness

and their privates he would grab

and have, them work a back room, a lock door or the Ave

living the street life, walking up to cars and taxi cabs

and limosines, to meet strangers, johns and freaky fiends

When he walked he walked with a soundtrack

He’d even seduce us to throw up his symbols and signs

as he’d entice us with his popular songs, bars and rhymes

often, he’d settle out of court, sometimes he’d be found not guilty and other times he’d walk

with his signature hat and his slick talk

sometimes his fans would get salty when he’d get arrested

in many ways in his behavior we’ve all invested

but he must die now

Unfortunately he was a rolling stone

and left us with over 10 unclaimed

and another 5 who claimed that he owed them child support

from L.A to New York

again, many thought he was funny, others a hero

and some said he was a simp and a colorful wimp

He’s the skunk of the earth, he has did his stint

So ushers please let the casket drop

for ding dong the witch is dead

Let us all say goodbye, to the PIMP

The lessons learned is let us love and respect one and other

for pimping is an illusion

respect, protect and elevate our women, children and mens/ amen?

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