PAULA DEAN Now yawl leave me and Paula Dean alone Yeah we like ham hocks and sucking on a bone Don’t worry bout us we may be a little chubby But at least we can say we still have a hubby Some people child dear just ain’t got no business I wrote this poem to tell you just keep your darn distance Cause me and Paula Dean we got it like that Yeah she may have Diabetes but she ain’t too fat And by the way people what biz it is of yours If she like good food and it sticks to her pores Find something to do and leave Paula alone Call 411 for information and find yourself a loan To buy you some business apparently you are lacking Getting all up in hers yours must be still slacking You should be at home relaxing and macking While you are worried about Paula’s Your business is jacking And by the way child I’m loosing weight for my health But it does not mean it want be anything left I’m not doing it for you but for my health and my life I am making better choices and eating what’s right Elaine taylorbrown breadinthewilderness@aol.com