POOF THE 15 TRILLION DOLLAR DEFICIT AWAY! (561 hits)
WY WIFE AND I, SHE IS AN IRS CERTIFIED E-FILE PROVIDER; I HAVING BEEN A SOCIAL SECURITY EMPLOYEE MANY YEARS, INCLUDING BEING IN THE POSITION OF OPERATIONS SUPERVISOR, AND WE ARE READY TO TAKE ISSUE WITHE CLAMOROUSLY NOISY POLITICAL DEBATES OVER THE 15 TRILLION DOLLAR BEHEMOTH OF A DEBT BEING UN-REPAYABLE. AS HUCK FINN-THE MARK TWAIN-CHARACTER WOULD SAY, "AW PSHAW"! AND WE SAY, THE NATIONAL DEBT IS MOST CERTAINLY REPAYABLE, USING TWO TOOLS, LETTING THE BENEFICIARIES AND SSI RECIPIENTS DECIDE THEM SELVES-IF THEY WANT TO HAVE MONTHLY CHECKS 'CUT' OR IF THEY PREFER TO MAKE THEIR OWN 'CUTS'. SO, YOU ON THE CONGRESSIONAL COMMITTEE, THE SO-CALLED 'SUPER 12', YOU KNOW WE WISH TO HAVE A CONFERENCE WITH YOU AND WHILE WE ARE AT IT WE DESIRE TO CREATE THE POSITION TO YOU AS YOUR DEBT ELIMINATION-SURPLUS CREATING CONSULTANTS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WITH OUR EXPERTISE AND EXPERIENCE-SURPLUSES-WITHIN SIX YEARS, OR SOONER. AND MAY WE HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH YOU, AHEAD OF THE COUNTRY'S 'ENDOWMENT', WE WILL CALL THE NEW SURPLUSES? LET'S STOP THE ANGST YOU ARE CAUSING OUR VETERANS O, SO SIMPLE TO CREATE SURPLUSES--TO HAVE-SOME WITH PTSD, THIS TRUE?-WE CAN SHOW YOU THAT YOU CAN. YOU CAN BY WAITING FOR US TO SHOW YOU THIS REMARKABLE 'SURPLUS' PLAN SO YOU CAN STOP OUR SENIORS, TOO, ON SOCIAL SECURITY, SSI, MEDICARE-MEDICAID, FROM THEIR SITTING ON "PINS AND NEEDLES", BITING OF THEIR NAILS, WAITING UNTIL NEXT CHECK TIME. "WILL IT COME"? THE SAME GOES FOR OUR VETERANS. WE ALL NEED TO GIVE THEM A BREAK-FOR WHAT WE 'ASKED THEM TO GIVE UP? THIS SIX-YEAR DEBT ELIMINATION PLAN SHOWS US, THERE IS NO DEBT REPAYMENT PROBLEM-VOLUNTARY PAYMENTS AS LOW AS $10.00 TO $50.00. PER MONTH! SOME 56 MILLION OF US SAY, "NOT A PROBLEM, 'THAT ALL YOU NEED? HERE'S SOME MORE', THEN. WE WANT THAT THREAT TO OUR SECURITY GONE! PERIOD"! WE, MY WIFE AND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, COMBINING THE 'MAGIC' OF COMPOUNDING MILLIONS OF VOLUNTARY SMALL EFFORTS WHICH UNLEASHES A FORCE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT BEYOND IMAGINATION, ALMOST. JUST NEED TO PUT A LITTLE MORE 'MUSCLE' IN OUR WILL TO PERFORM WHAT OUR PLAN WILL CALL FOR, SO SIMPLE-AND PAINLESS. TO THOSE OF YOU WE CALL OUR 'SUPER 12', WE HAVE BEEN DOING AND EMPLOYING DEBT REDUCTION TECHNIQUE, ALMOST 50 YEARS!
FOR THE SURPLUSES SAKE, WE LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU! JUST, PLEASE, ASK US NEXT TIME.. WE MAY HAVE "ALREADY BEEN THERE, DONE THAT"!!
