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HUMOR: THE SECRET TO LONG LIFE (741 hits)


A doctor on his morning walk, noticed this lady (pictured at right), sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"

"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every day, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid twice, and don't exercise at all."

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty," she replied.
Posted By: Siebra Muhammad
Tuesday, December 28th 2010 at 1:26PM
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LOL!
Tuesday, December 28th 2010 at 1:27PM
Siebra Muhammad
Too funny!
Tuesday, December 28th 2010 at 1:30PM
anita moore
Ha!!
Tuesday, December 28th 2010 at 4:09PM
Jen Fad
And I want to be just like her when I grow up!
Wednesday, December 29th 2010 at 9:40PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
She meant to say forty thousand! Lol!
Wednesday, December 29th 2010 at 9:41PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
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