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POSITIVE APPROACH

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: I will choose my own bride.
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates daughter.
Son: Well in that case...OK!

Next day Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry.
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Ah, in that case...OK!

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.
President: But I already have more vice-presidents than I need.
Father: But this man is Bill Gates son-in- law.
President: Ah, in that case...OK!

...And That's How Business Is Done!
Posted By: Siebra Muhammad
Friday, March 12th 2010 at 6:05PM
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Moral of the story: Even if you have nothing, you can get anything. But your attitude and approach should ALWAYS be positive.
Friday, March 12th 2010 at 6:19PM
Siebra Muhammad
What goes around comes around.

If you give out sunbeams, the beams come shining right back at you.

You give out nasty, crotchety, critical, fault-finding complaints--well you better watch out cause it is coming back to bite you.

As Lady Irma might say, it is the law of Karma.

Friday, March 12th 2010 at 9:44PM
Richard Kigel
Wrong, Rev. Jac. Not in this case. It's WHAT the father knew that made the moral of this story. Very good one, Siebra, I'll be using this one a LOT, I'm sure.
Saturday, March 13th 2010 at 9:16AM
Craig Amos
You ain't gotta lie Craig, you ain't gotta lie (LOL)!!!

Glad to see you are back online holding your own!!!
Saturday, March 13th 2010 at 2:08PM
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