Something to make you Smile this Morning: Acts of God? (222 hits)
Acts of God > ============ > > When my wife was seven months pregnant with our third boy, > a MountainWings subscriber sent me this: > > > There was a minister whose wife was expecting a baby. > The minister went to the congregation and asked for a raise. > > After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that > when the minister's family expanded, so would his paycheck. > > After five or six children, this started to get expensive. > The congregation decided to hold a meeting again to discuss the > minister's pay situation. > > You can imagine there was much yelling and bickering. > > Finally, the minister got up and spoke to the crowd, > "Having children is an act of God!" > > In the back of the room, a little old man with a full beard > stood up, and in his frail voice said... > > "Snow and Rain are also 'acts of God,' > but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!"
