* The best way to get even is to forget. * Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death. * God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. * Some folks wear their halos much too tight. * Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth. * Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God isn't such a good idea! * Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up. * Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways. * Words are windows to the heart. * A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims that it's a forgery. * It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill - just add a little dirt. * A successful marriage isn't finding the right person - it's being the right person. * The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground. * Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them. * The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it. * To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you. * You have to wonder about humans - they think God is dead and Elvis is alive! * It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done. * You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck. * If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher. * God gave the angels Wings, and He gave humans CHOCOLATE. * The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything.
