What a Woman Wants in a Man, Original List (age 22):
Handsome Charming Financially successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer things Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative, romantic lover.
What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
Nice Looking (prefer hair on his head) Opens car doors, holds chairs Has enough money for a nice dinner Listens more than talks Laughs at her jokes Carries bags of groceries with ease Owns at least one tie Appreciates a good home cooked meal Remembers birthdays and anniversaries Seeks romance at least once a week
What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
Not too ugly (bald head okay) Doesn't drive off until she's in the car Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally Nods head when she's talking Usually remembers punch lines of jokes Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture Wears a shirt that covers his stomach Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids Remembers to put the toilet seat down Shaves most weekends
What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed Doesn't belch or scratch in public Doesn't borrow money too often Doesn't nod off to sleep when she's venting Doesn't retell the same joke too many times Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear Appreciates a good TV dinner Remembers her name on occasion Shaves some weekends
What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
Doesn't scare small children Remembers where the bathroom is Doesn't require much money for upkeep Only snores lightly when asleep Remembers why he's laughing Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself Usually wears some clothes Likes soft foods Remembers where he left his teeth Remembers that it's the weekend
What a Woman Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
