IF MEN WERE WOMEN, LETS FLIP THE SCRIPT !!!! (1873 hits)
Just thinking, could men handle all the things on a woman's plate ? Would they be labled as mammon worshipers? Could they even endure some or any of our body pain, and some of the other things we go through too numerous to mention ? Just how long would it take them to blossom and come into full womanhood ? Just wondering what kind of woman most of them would be. Would they be money hungry like they claim most women are ? Just wondering !
I'll tell you one thing, they couldn't last a second ! And would be nasty on top of it ! Talk about Jezabels, they'd be all over the map. Technology would've stepped in ions ago to make life easier. One thing for sure, we wouldn't rape them, degrade them, or abuse them.
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 9:09AM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
You're so clever!.....Are you sure you're not a Tempest?...."Just thinking" (Smiles)
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 10:34AM
MIISRAEL Bride
Knew you couldn't resist ! LOL ! Fewer children, hummm, guess so given you all's track record. Simplier fashions ? another hummmm, most men run the fashion world already. More violence? this I can not agree, you all seem to have the market on that as well ! Beauty ? Yeah, you all would have a tough time bringing the Goddess out, I can agree with that ! Hair removal alone would bring out pure devastation ! Lol !
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 11:03AM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
Well, all eyes on deck ! I've been called a lot of things in my short life, just be careful what you call me and how ! Long as there's law and order, I can deal !
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 1:01PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
-lol- We may be the weakest s*x, but we have the strongest minds. We have a lot to contend with! Things are as they should be, in spite of everything.
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 3:52PM
Kenya Wilson
Personally I am glad I'm a woman, and the men who know they are men I'm glad they are men. GOD had a wonderful sense of humor when he created both. There is a different kind of strength that a woman has to have, that a man will never have. And although women are doing men's jobs and women are doing men's jobs, we are still women on the inside. And hopefully the men are still men, but with all this down low mess we can't tell anymore lol! But men can't imagine what it is like to have a baby, and most of them don't want to know! And I can't imagine what it would be like to be a man, but the one thing I have had to do that men and women both have in common. And that is I have had to be strong when I didn't want to, I had to carry the load, because the man didn't want to. I have a little empathy for men, but not much. It's just because I am a softie when it comes to the underdog, which men are. But they don't have to be, not any more! lol
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 4:07PM
Janice Tuggle
Yeah, to have 8 babies at one time really wouldve put them down under ! LOL ! Now thats really the down low for you ! LOL! LOl ! Seems like every since they marched to Washington, the "Down Low" became the thing to do ! It became an all-time high ! Makes you wonder what really took place at the Summit !
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 4:22PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
Let me make sure I say , for some, not ALL ! Let me make sure I make that clear, cause here they come !
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 4:24PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
That reminded me, I asked a close and dear male friend of mine, if he were a woman what kind of man would he date? He told me he'd be a lesbian... LOL When you even think about men who become women through surgical procedures and hormones, I can understand some feel they are women living in men's bodies, but when you think of those who impersonate women, I have to ask, to go along with your questions, is it just the glitz and glam that's appealing, the makeup, lipstick, high heels, dresses, etc... or the surface features more specifically... they will never experience menacing cramps and PMS, or even an epidural for pregnancy... Will they ever truly know what being a woman truly is like...?
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 6:11PM
Maryanne Campbell
I'm going to let this sum it up if I may....
Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?' And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?' 'She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart-and she will do everything.'
The angel was astounded at the requirements. 'Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.' ' But I won't,' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.'
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. 'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'
'She is soft,' the Lord agreed, 'but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'
'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.
The Lord replied, 'Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate.'
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'
'That's not a leak,' the Lord corrected, 'that's a tear!' 'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.
The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride.' The angel was impressed. 'You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.' And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take 'no' for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are...with only two hands.'
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 6:14PM
Renee Hudson
NO MAN EVER RAPED A WOMAN, NO MAN EVER DEGRADED A WOMAN.--Females confuse MAN and male.........
A MAN is the Created, made by Creator that lives the life and does the work that Creator established for Man. Man submits to Creator----
I have had sons and all of them and their male friends are physically growing and they like any growing animal realize their physicallity---they do not realize that they are also growing mentally, spiritually and emotionally. If I do not teach them; their development as growing males to men is retarded, and they may never become a MAN. They may become then uncivilized and unsociable males trying to survive in 'a mans world'.
A Man is the Crown of Creation, and the Woman--is the completion of Humanity.
Wednesday, February 11th 2009 at 11:22PM
robert powell
Well then this being the case, you can agree that there's certainly aren't enough of you all doing your jobs ! This too is your responsibility ! As you put it, they must be taught, knowing this alone, warrants reaching out to other males besides your sons and their friends. Where's the coalition in this ? Where is the fellowship ? What does it take for you men to realize that it's going to hell in a hand-basket quickly ? Like "Yesterday" ! We can no longer do it all, for humanity ! See this is the problem, they aren't living the life and doing the work, nor submitting to Creator. That's why we are having discussions like this, it's a mess, unacceptable, and out of control ! This needs fixing rather quickly. You think ?
Thursday, February 12th 2009 at 8:22AM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
If men had to be women, I think they would find a way to adapt. That's the good thing about Evolution.
Thursday, February 12th 2009 at 2:35PM
Jen Fad
...but women would definitely always be better at it!! By the way Doc, you're looking really fabulous sister. (((smiles)))
Thursday, February 12th 2009 at 3:20PM
Jen Fad
Thanks Beloved ! Like fine wine, that only we women know about, gets better with age ! Lol !
Thursday, February 12th 2009 at 6:07PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
Thanks everyone ! It's great to have wonderful dialog such as this going. Not only is this pleasurable, but I consider everyone's insight to be invaluable. Your participation is highly appreciated !
Monday, February 16th 2009 at 12:35AM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
O.K.and this is for the MEN only...if women were men would 'you' MALES be calling on "DAD" every time they get into a bind?(smile)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA
Thank you my sister Renee, and one day maybe the roberts(repersentatives of those)who are forever refusing to stop and smell the roses, listen what OTHERS have to day and look on the side of the beauty of an open mind as yours...
Oh, well this is still a wonderful and relaxing post for all of the s*xES(smile)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA
