There once was an old priest who grew tired of his congregation confessing to committing adultery. So one day he shouted, "If I hear one more person confessing to adultery, I'll quit."
Well everbody liked him, so they came up with a code word. The members of the congregation would instead say they have "fallen". This seemed to satify the priest until he died of a ripe old age.
Shortly thereafter, a new priest arrived. After church services one day, the priest approached the city mayor and said to him, "Mayor, you've got to do something about these city streets. People keep telling me they've fallen."
The mayor chuckled, realizing no one told the new priest about the code word. Finally the new priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen at least three times this week."
IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING BY NOW THEN SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU.
