HOMETOWN MEMPHIS LIL' EXTRA! CURRRVES AND WAAAYS (2107 hits)
HOMETOWN MEMPHIS LIL' EXTRA!
YOU'VE FOUND THE
Currves and waays...
to come and read in
Hometown Memphis Lil Extra!
We'll get started...
with some curves..
It's just around this curve...
MAN TAKES FAST CURVES
TO WAYWARD WAYS
SLAMS INTO THE CHURCH
BUT NOT ON SUNDAYS
April 05, 2015
Memphis, Tennessee
The skreeking sound of burning rubber and a loud "boom!" had the church building shaking in a with a rock shock. The driver who took the ways was driving under the influence torn into the church wall knocking some bricks away, but also killing two passengers in his car. News sources said the man lost control of his vehicle which slammed the wall of the church so hard there was a tire impression left on the brick way. He was charged with drinking and driving, and two counts of vehicle homicide. The man survived the crash was treated for injuries at a local Memphis hosptial but not released because of fatal accident. There were church members inside, but no major injuries to any in the building. One of members of the church said "...there's a reason people drink."
Perhaps he acquired a lesson to find salvation.... His drinking problem has come to a present end. Now, he may have curves to another direction, but first his old ways may be leading him to jail."
Amen, He'll be a sober man... Ha!
NEXT!
WHEN THE WALLS TOOK
A SHAKE SOME SAW THINGS
WAVYING BACK AND FORTH
April 01, 2015
Memphis, Tennessee
Curves and ways...no it's Earth and quake!
Some Memphians felt a earthquake on April Fools night when a 4.1 shook across areas of the city. The quake struck around 10:51 p.m was said to have centered near Steele, MO. Those affected said they saw the walls wavying back and forth for a few seconds. However, many did not feel the quake heard a loud booming noise thinking perhaps; it was thunder. No major damages were reported nor any fatalities.
Snore!
It could of been a waays...of April Fool. Duugh! I was waken by the booming sound. Those who slept deeply had no curves from their sleeping.
Dizzy from the curves? Here's the next stories they have ways....
LET'S GO BACK TO
THE OLD WAY
April 01, 2015
Memphis, Tennessee
The Mayor of Memphis A.C. Wharton has announced on Wednesday, April 01, 2015 that Riverside Drive will change back to four lanes beginning in June 2015. The changes resulted from some pending study which found that the number of accidents and crashes increased when a bike lane was added and did not divert traffic to take other routes in and out from downtown. This resulted in Riverside Drive being returned to a four lane highway. In addition, increased traffic in the area is due to a new development and construction of a new interchange at 1-55 and Riverside Drive. The complete project may take a year's construction.
"That's the highways! First the old, the new and then back to the old." It also sounds like aging ways..
Speaking of curves and ways...Here's one more story for your curving eyes to way over.
DISTRICT ATTORNEY
HAS NEW WAY FROM
AN OLD WAY
April 10, 2015
A new rule has made its way to the D.A. Office. Beginning May 01, 2015 any employee of the D.A. office will not be able to run for a political office. This was brought to view when a now former employee, Harold Collins announced he would run for Mayor of Memphis. Collins had to resign his position from the D.A. Office. Amy Weirich stands on the new rule but states:... it's really "an old, new rule which is similar to the existing rule that you cannot run against an incumbant." Weirich feels the new rule is fair. However, she did say that after any policital race that person can reapply for his or her old position. Collins said he had no comment turned in his resignation. He has been employed with the D.A. for 12 years.
And that's it way it is...one curve..to another way. I reckon? Lol!
WALKING THIS WAY
HAD MANY GETTING
EXERCISE OF THEIR CURVES
April 11,2015
Memphis, Tennessee
Hundreds showed up to the One and half mile walk fund raiser for the Church Health Center to help raise funds to support the organization. The walk was held at The Wellness Center at 1115 Union Avenue. The Walking as One had a community participation from all over Memphis coming out for the walking. The diverse crowd did their mile and half walk and exercise all in one gathering. There was live music, healthy treats and free T shirts along with the generous donor who paid their entrance fee of $25. Many took advantage of the outing in full support besides walking, there was also line dancing. The walk began at 9:00 a.m.
"A few ways of walking reduced some curves.." It was a wavying Yo' hands in the air!. I just took to curves and watched.
I liked to see those bubbles blow in its ways... Some of them made curves in the wind. "Uh... huh!"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo..
It's way cool.
"I"ll see you around somewhere up in here."
HOMETOWN MEMPHIS LIL EXTRA! Currves and Waays is written by:
MIISRAEL
Hometown Memphis, Tennessee
MY MESSAGE TO YOU: "Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curves [Curds] and waves [Whey] LOL! ..along came a spider and sat down beside and frightened Little Miss Muffet away." "She left all her curves and waays behind her."
