A Wrecked Car, Green Tea, and Seven Angry Girls: How I Finally Forgave My Ex-Lover (635 hits)
My ex had skin like chocolate ice cream, and when we were alone she said I was the type of guy she could imagine herself being with. I also thought the thing between me and Jamie had long-term potential. About six months after that, the last words she spoke to me were f*** you.
Basically, it all happened it college.
Late one Saturday night my roommate and I were watching Oprah interview Dave Chappell when someone knocked on our apartment door. When my roommate opened it, Jamie (not her real name) stormed in and hollered at me like she worked for LAPD. I was preparing a cup of green tea when she arrived.
Put your f***ing green tea down, she said. I smiled at my roommate, not because it was funny, but because the moment felt unreal, like I was being yelled at by a ghost. Are you gonna put it down are we gonna talk about this in front of everybody?
