A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS: WE'LL BE IN IRELAND, INDIANA . . . (1168 hits)
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS ISSUE 83 MARCH 2014 Oh you take the high road, and we'll take the low road.. and we'll be in Ireland, Indiana WINNIESPOETRY 2014
HIGHLIGHTS: Come for a visit to Ireland. See how this hometown is celebrating St. Patrick's Day and see time travel fast!
If you're ready let's go... Yo' Lil Southern Belle..only tells a little."
We'll load up the green bus and I'll count you's in for a seat.
Here's the rule for riders:
Don't ask dat question ..."Are we thar yet?" Dont' ask dat question "Am I Irish?"
Don't ask if you can pinch anybody dat ain't waring anything green?
AND...
OKAY Evrbody off the bus!
We's hear in Ireland, Indiana.
"Travelin' Time is quick as you can read in a Lil Southern News..."
LOOK TODAY THEY' S CELEBRATIN'S ELECTION DAY
IRELAND CHICKEN PLACE March 01, 2014 Ireland, IN Free Event: All Ages!
Folks comes out doors and gather to vote fo' theys favorite candidate for "Mayor for a Day" This is a fund raiser for chillen's and the one candidate with the most funds raised will be serving no chicken, but sittin in the Mayar's seat for a whole day on March 15, 2014. They votes by giving up the green! DU..UGH! I BLEEVE somebody is gonna win! No ties please!
WHY IS ERIC STILL WATIN FO' THE BUS? [Shows picture of little boy sittin on porch."
I declare I'll just zap him on hear!
Around 7:00 p.m. he can take part in
LIGHT UP IRELAND [Shows pic of green bulb}
THE IRELAND CHICKEN PLACE
Folks will be enjoying all the green lights as festive Irish lights can git. I'm show you'll be able to find plenty of green lights right thar! And whiles you's still at The Chicken Place,....I'm show somebody's will be frying something;. No, I don't thank they's giving away free chickns. Brang some money.
GO TAKE HOME THEM CHAPS. . .
For all grown people after you gits yo' chaps a baby sitter, Come on backout to enjoy dis event too!
SAINT PADDY WHACK! Shamrock Café and Bar Ireland, IN 8:00 p.m. Fee: $5.00 ADULTS ONLY
THEY'LL BE HOSTING A ROCK, PAPER AND SCISSORS CONTEST! No reservation needed folks just show up wit yo' five dollars. It's a bar hosting green shamrocks!
[Pictures a beautiful Afro-American woman}
"Sand, I'm just hoping dat' ol Scissors Man anin't coming..."
Sand replies: "Don't worry bride, I'm keep my eyes on dat Scissors Man." " I got you." she said.
"I love Sand She's search a good friend. I must thank her for them postage stamps too!
WE'LL REST UP FOR MARCH 8, 2014..........
[Show picture of a woman smelling a sunflower]
Vettah's dreaming of shamrocks and wine.
THE WINE TASTING GALA March 8, 2014 Ireland, IN
Jasper Outdoor Rec 6-10 p.m $25 Admission
SORRY THEY'S SOLD OUT OF TICKETS!!!
Not to worry, you wit me and dis event is in "A Lil' Southern News." It's one of the biggest events that has Ireland, Indiana sipping finest of wines. They'll be presenting some of Irish's best bottles and thar may be even some green dranks on them tables. Social likes buy up the attendance. You can't BYOB! but you migh can BUY YO' OWN SPECIAL WINE. They'll have a few Or'dours.
If you can keep in Ireland step als these hear events too happeing on
MARCH 15, 2014
Irish Trott Contest
For Patty's Sake Bake Off Contest
O' Wee Bit of Nashville
If you want mo' information on other thangs you call the Ireland, Indiana people
ST PATRICK'S CELEBRATION P.O. BOX 64 IRELAND, IN 47545-0064
"Time waits for no shamrock...let's move along folks!"
ST PATRICK'S DAY PARADE Sunday March 16, 2014
Hometown Ireland Indiana
Take a march down to Ireland's grand style parade! They'll be havin a Barney good celebration! It's jus some small hometown folks y'all. Tell them you heard bout them in " A Little Southern News"
HERE'S YA'LLS TIP
"EVERYONE IS IRISH ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY.
aWW write! Everybody OUT!
"One day I'm gon' have a long Irish talk wit ya'll, but it won't be on St. Patricks' Day."
A LITTLE SOUTHERN NEWS No offense to anybody.
"It's not just any poetry...it's WINNIESPOETRY" Copyrighted by WINNIESPOETRY 2014 March 2014 Issue #83 EVENTS, PERFORMANCE! PEOPLE AND MILD HUMOR ABOUT MEMPHIS AND THE MID SOUTH OR OTHER PLACES Monthly Events page Written by: Ms. Winnie Shields also known as MIISRAEL
