Warning: Always Check the Expiration Date! (824 hits)
An 85 year old man sucked his 80 year old wife's breast and failed to wake up the next day. Paramedics certified him dead. Post mortem autopsy confirmed he " Died of Drinking Expired Milk--- BEST BEFORE 55"
Yesterday while at work, I was talking to this Egyptian colleague who when I walked up was talking to an Iranian lady who had her three kids in tow. As I was admiring the shirts her two girls were wearing, I couldn't help for noticing how tightly her little son was clinging to her neck. Without warning, the little boy started touching his mommy's breast. She (the woman) didn't miss a beat and said he thinks he's going to get milk, but I've already weaned him. Little boys, eh!
I think the wife knew her milk was bad; she probably spiked the milk to get the old coot to finally kick the bucket in order for her to collect on that insurance policy! You never know, eh? ((Lol))
