I was coming on this interlink email thang to let y'all know that I'm going on tour. That's right, on the road in a bran new play called MADEA GETS A JOB!!
Times done got hard on my side of town so I went to work. They making an old woman come out of retirement. This show is hilarious. I can't wait to get out there and make you hurt yoself laughin. ... Now listen, I know times are hard right now so I told these promoters that in every city I wanted the tickets to start at $25. NOTICE I SAID START AT $25. Ok. But they go up from there. Two thangs I want you to be sure of... One is that I said START AT $25, and the other is that I wanted to be sure that everybody can come have a good time.
Now if you order on that computer they make you pay a whole lot extra charges. So what I would suggest is that you take a trip to the theatre box office and save them $15 and sometimes $30 fees that they put on top of the ticket prices. I ain't got nothing to do with that. That's they fees chil', they call it a service charge. So to avoid them high fees, go to the box office honey. And get 'em at the price that I'm telling you it is.
I wish all the tickets could be $25 but they can't cause the show is very expensive. So the highest ticket price is $85. That's still cheaper than a concert ticket. And this is a big show, and the ending is going to blow your mind. Y'all know I don't do nothing half way.
I'm adding dates all year long, but these are the first few cities. And tickets are on sale now.
Memphis, TN March 15th - 18th, 2012 Orpheum Theatre Tickets Available Now
Chicago, IL March 22nd - 25th, 2012 Arie Crown Theatre Tickets Available Now
Greenville, SC March 29th, 2012 Bi-Lo Center Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Birmingham, AL March 30th - April 1st, 2012 Concert Hall Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Roanoke, VA April 5th, 2012 Roanoke Coliseum Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Washington, DC April 6th - 7th, 2012 Verizon Center Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Richmond, VA April 8th, 2012 Richmond Coliseum Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Atlanta, GA April 12th - 15th, 2012 Fox Theatre Tickets go on sale Fri 02/27/12
Los Angeles, CA April 20th - 21st, 2012 Nokia Theatre Tickets go on sale 02/17/2012
Detroit, MI Apr 26th - 29th, 2012 Fox Theatre Detroit Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Shreveport, LA May 3rd, 2012 Hirsch Coliseum Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Baton Rouge, LA May 4th, 2012 River Center Tickets Go On Sale Soon
New Orleans, LA May 5th, 2012 Orleans Arena Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Mobile, AL May 6th, 2012 Mobile Civic Center Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Dallas, TX May 10th - 13th, 2012 Verizon Theater Tickets Go On Sale Soon
Baltimore, MD May 17th - 20th, 2012 Lyric Theater Tickets Go On Sale Soon
