by Kenn Nesbitt
(sing to the tune of “I’ve Been Working on the Railroad”)
I’ve been surfing lots of websites here at school all day. Now I’m getting all these pop-ups, and they will not go away. This computer has a virus. Spyware is using all the RAM. Every time I check my e-mail, all I get is spam.
Pop-ups left and right. Spam all day and night. Trojan horses on the hard drive, too. Viruses and worms. Cybernetic germs. Don’t know what I’m gonna do.
Hackers got my password in China. Spammers got my address in Idaho-o. Now I’m getting spyware from Thailand, viruses from Mexico.
I’m freaking. See the DVD drive groan. See the memory go slow, slow, slow, slow. See the monitor top smoke. This computer’s gonna blow!
JF : Funny Song...Sounds much like a virus. If you are still getting pop-ups then that's indicator. May need to precision tune soon. These gadgets don't last long....{Smiles} Don't get stressed...be blessed in praying for a new one....This can happen prayers get answered! Blow your horn!
I'm no poet and thanks to the all of you for the comments, but for now my PC is fine although I've had many viruses attack my computer. I found this poem online and thought you guys would get a kick out of it.
Wednesday, August 25th 2010 at 10:44PM
Jen Fad
This is cute!!!
Thursday, August 26th 2010 at 1:07PM
Siebra Muhammad
I'll have to get my husband to look at this one Brother Steve. He's the computer expert in the house.
Wednesday, September 1st 2010 at 3:34PM
Jen Fad
Jen, I get no viruses, spyware, Trojans, nothing. I have complete visibility on anyone trying to attack my system in any way.
Wednesday, September 1st 2010 at 3:46PM
Steve Williams
Really? Wow!
Thursday, September 2nd 2010 at 3:13PM
Jen Fad
Jen It takes a little more knowledge than Widows, but your husband could handle it easily.
Thursday, September 2nd 2010 at 7:58PM
Steve Williams