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Today's Scripture Reading Pounds 23 "My Appetite is My Shepherd" Hilarious! (796 hits)



My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.

It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.

It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.

It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.

It destroyeth my shape.

Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating for
the food tasteth so good.

The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.

When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me for I
knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.

As I filleth my plate continuously, My clothes runneth smaller.

Surely bulges and excess weight shall follow me all the days of
my life.

And I shall be “fat” forever.

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Wednesday, June 16th 2010 at 5:54PM
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Fantastic. Good way to begin he morning.
Thursday, June 17th 2010 at 9:45AM
Craig Amos
hey Jen--

This one really his the spot!!!

It's good to laugh!!!!




Thursday, June 17th 2010 at 10:38AM
Richard Kigel
CUTE!!!
Thursday, June 17th 2010 at 10:56AM
Siebra Muhammad
Lol!

This was fun!
I don't recommend slipping with this in church! Lol !
This can get you put out! Lol!
You just made me hungry!
Saturday, June 19th 2010 at 5:10PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
Mother Goddess, I'm hungry too! You guys want to go to Olive Garden? I'll treat!
Saturday, June 19th 2010 at 5:20PM
Siebra Muhammad
By the time we get on our jets, catch a limo where the Olive Garden is... we could buy one. LOL.
Thanks Goddess that would be nice!

Jen, you're gonna make me want to cook a summer turkey as hot as it's been!
Saturday, June 19th 2010 at 5:51PM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
Go head now Doc... get your bake on!
Saturday, June 19th 2010 at 7:27PM
Jen Fad
LOL!

While they're playing, there's nothing wrong with Bar-B-Q turkey and dressing on the side. ( It's cheaper and healthier than all that swine, heat and poison)
We have been conditioned!
Need I say... we really are what we eat! We know this.
We could live a lot longer by the simple adjustment of our diets.

Better yet, we need to FAST on a regular basis.
Have you noticed, with the economy the way it is, some are forced to fast.
This is not a bad thing, God is on the throne!
Minds are becoming enlightened!
Thanks Supreme Being, because I know that help is on the way and is being transformed.

Sunday, June 20th 2010 at 9:49AM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
Happy Father's Day Brothers!!!
Sunday, June 20th 2010 at 9:52AM
Min.Dr.LaDonna Blaylock D.D.
..."I" gather this Rev, Father C. stuff is not a joke?!? (smile)


...because, there are J-O-K-E-S and there are jokes...RIGHT?!?...
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
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