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Did T.D. Jakes Get A Speeding Ticket??? (229 hits)

Returning home from a month long tour of Africa. T.D Jakes plane lands at National Airport in Washington DC. Once the Reverend is off the plane, His limo pulls up. Standing their for a minute , T.D Jakes smiles and says to the driver " You know i've done a lot of things in my life. I've been everywhere i've always wanted to go but i've never driven a limo" . And then He ask the driver would he mind if He {TD} took the limo for a spin. The driver says " Sure Mr. Jakes , by all means , take this baby for a spin. Better yet take us home" . So everybody got in the limo and TD Jakes takes off. A few miles ahead is a Rookie state trooper, he just got out of class yesterday and he's setting up his first speed trap. He looks up and here comes this limo, speeding, doing 90 miles an hour in a 45 miles an hour speed limit zone. Oh the young officer is excited, its his first stop. He turns his police lights on , sounds that police siren and he's off to stop that limo..Once the limo is stoppped , the young rookie walks up to the driver side window and knocks on it. The window comes down and he sees it T.D Jakes, the young officer says " Excuse me i'll be right back". The young Rookie radios in to his Supervisor " Sir, I know sometimes when we stop somebody important we usually let them go with a verbal warning" . The supervisor says " Yeah son , thats right, Who did you stop The President". The rookie replies, " No Sir", so the supervisor says " Is it the Governor". the young rookie replies " No, Sir". Now the supervisor is short tempered with the young rookie so he says" Well who is it son" . The young rookie replies " Well Sir, TD Jakes is the chaffeur, so it must be Jesus".
Posted By: Christopher Cherry
Wednesday, February 17th 2010 at 6:34PM
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Really cute. Just when I need to laugh!I wouldn't doubt that to be true eventually though, not in a limo, maybe on a cloud leading the way
Wednesday, February 17th 2010 at 6:37PM
anita moore
lol wow
Wednesday, February 17th 2010 at 6:42PM
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