25 Reasons Why Some People Shouldn't Have Kids/ Written By: Lyric Dysin/D'Shawn Watts (1013 hits)
1. If you raise your kid with a beer and belt in hand, you shouldn’t be a parent.
2. If you feed your kid candy, hoping the sugar will calm him/her down enough to sit down, you shouldn’t be a parent.
3 If you tell your child to act insane in school, so that the government will issue you a ‘crazy check,’ you shouldn’t be a parent.
4. If the only time your child hears the word “God” coming out of your mouth is before the words, “damn you or damn it,” you shouldn’t be a parent.
5. If you tell your kid, “do as I say and not as I do”… you shouldn’t be a parent.
6. If your child is calling you by your first name and your parents “momma and daddy,” you shouldn’t be a parent.
7. If you will schedule your hair appointment before you schedule a meeting with your child’s teacher, you shouldn’t be a parent.
8. If you won’t miss your kid's sports game, but never made it to “open house” at your kid’s school, you shouldn’t be a parent.
9. If everything bad that happens to you is someone else's fault, and you teach your child to think the same way, you shouldn’t be a parent.
10. If you come to a parent conference meeting in a miniskirt and halter top or a wife-beater and jeans falling off your knee caps, you shouldn’t be a parent.
11. If your child’s bedtime is whenever he/she falls asleep and dinner time is whenever he/she sticks a meal into the microwave; you shouldn’t be a parent.
12. If your child is dancing in the club next to you; you shouldn’t be a parent.
13. If your child is smoking your weed; you shouldn’t be a parent.
14. If you are more concerned with how you look than how your child acts, you shouldn’t be a parent.
15. If your child isn’t uncomfortable disrespecting "anyone" in front of you, you shouldn’t be a parent.
16. If you’re so furious at your Ex that you regret that the child is half yours, you shouldn’t be a parent.
17. If your idea of success is dancing on a pole or selling rocks on a corner, you shouldn’t be a parent.
18. If you teach your child to have sticky fingers, you shouldn’t be a parent.
19. If you smoke cigarettes in the car, with your child strapped in the seat and the windows rolled up, you shouldn’t be a parent.
20. If you name your children names that no one can pronounce, just for you to call her Na-Na or him Pooky, you shouldn’t be a parent.
21. If you are joyous about your child’s rolemodel being Lil’ Bootsie or Chris Brown, you shouldn’t be a parent.
22. If the words “subject-verb agreement” mean nothing to you, you shouldn’t be a parent.
23. If you bribe your kids with gifts to convince them to do chores, you shouldn’t be a parent.
24. If you think rules are just for the religious and inmates, so you teach your child to do what he/she pleases, while justifying it as freedom of expression, then you shouldn’t be a parent.
25. If your child becomes an adult and has no lifeskills or any clue how to legally take care of himself/herself, you shouldn’t be a parent.
