If you were my attorney, what would you have to charge me on a flat monthly fee?

To:
*Give me telephone access to your firm for an unlimited number of personal, financial or business related legal questions?
*Write a letter or make a phone call on my behalf on any subject matter when you determine it's in my best interest to do so?
*Review my contracts and documents up to ten pages before I sign?
* Prepare and annually update my Last Will and Testament and Living Will?
*Provide identity theft monitoring, complete identity restoration and legal shield?
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