FROM N.CA, EVENING NEWS...EXPECTING 80 DEGREES RECORD SETTING TEMPS, PARENTS CAMPING OVER NIGHT TO GET KIDS

INTO KINDERGARDEN DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, STUDENT SURVIVERS OF 1998 SCHOOL SHOOTING MASSACER ARE OUT WITH THEIR OWN CHILDREN SEEKING BETTER GUN CONTROLS, MORE DYING FROM TOO MUCH FOOD THAN TOO LITTLE FOR THE 1ST TIMEIN HISTORY,18 YR. OLD HIRED YOUNGER STUDENT TO SELL HIS WEEDLACED BROWNIE ENDING ONE STUDENT IN HOSPITAL, DRUNK DRIVER'S CAR STUCK ON TRACKS STRUCK BY TRAIN,TINY BABY FOUNDIN BOX ON SIDE OF ROAD, CRIMINALS JUMP OUT OF CAR AND STOLE WOMAN'S PUPPY IS IN TEARS SAYING ALL SHE WANTS IS HER PUPPY BACK , SACRAMENTO'S MAYOR'S FORMER AIDE IS TO BE SENTANCED FOR THEFT AND USIN GPART OF IT FOR A TRIP TO DISNEY LAND,EXCITMENT OVER AN AMERICA MAY BECOME POPE...

AND, HOW ABOUT YOUR LOCAL EVENING NEWS? (SMILE)