I'm curious...

Before I begin my business venture, I figured I should get some feedback... How likely are you personally to do any of the following:
A. Play a detailed, intricate prank on someone close to you out of fun, or as pay back for a prank they pulled on you
B. Have an off beat, weird or bizarre wedding ceremony
C. Hire a decoy to see if your lover, fiance, wife or husband is the cheating kind
D. Hire someone to deliver a message, telegram style, but with a more creative edge