Joke of Week: A man comes home and tells his wife the doctor said he just 24 hours to live. He asked if they could have s*x before he dies and she said yes. Four hours later he asked again and she said yes. Eight hours later he asked again and still sympathetic to him she agreed. Just six hours later he asked again and she looked at him and said "look, you do not have to get up in the morning but I do"!
