After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course I love you. After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
BACK FROM WORK:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home! After 6 months: I'm BACK!! After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
PHONE RINGING:
After 6 weeks: Baby, someone wants you on the phone. After 6 months: Here, it's for you. After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAMMIT!!
COOKING:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
NEW DRESS:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress. After 6 months: You brought a new dress again? After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? After 6 months: I like this movie. After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
MAKING LOVE:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight? After 6 months: Let's make another baby, my mother just called!!! After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
