A doctor on his morning walk, noticed this lady (pictured at right), sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every day, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid twice, and don't exercise at all."
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