STRANGE NEWS: WOMAN ADMITS TO BREASTFEEDING HER DOGS (1813 hits)
How do you stop your dog from barking? Breastfeed her, of course. It worked for Suzanne Morgan, 32, anyway. Morgan says,
It was sod's law. I'd just got my daughter, Tasha, off to sleep, now, my dog, Dixie, was barking like mad to be fed. I opened the kitchen cupboard, only to see there wasn't a single tin of dog food left. I felt like crying. Worst of all, I knew Dixie wouldn't shut up until she'd filled her stomach. 'We must have something,' I said, as I peered inside the fridge.
Then I spotted the bottles of breast milk I'd expressed earlier that day.
Admittedly, Tasha, 17 months, was quite old to still be breastfeeding, but I loved the bond it gave us, so I'd decided to carry on. It was free, too, which was good, because since I'd split up with her dad, Ted Collins, 35, when she was 3 months old, money was tight. I'd always produced more milk than Tasha could drink, so I'd got into the habit of keeping some in the fridge for when I left her with a babysitter.
I stared at the milk and then back at Dixie. I couldn't, could I?
But her barking deafened me.
'What's the worst that can happen?' I said, grabbing one of the bottles and pouring it in her bowl.
Dixie sniffed her bowl, and in no time at all, she'd lapped it up. I started to wonder.
Was I the only one who fed breast milk to a dog? I got on the internet, and within minutes I'd found no end of women who'd breastfed dogs, cats, even pigs. A lot of them didn't just pour the milk into their pet's bowls, they let them suckle at their breasts, too.
'Oh my God,' I gasped, as I looked at a photo of a woman with a cat suckling on her boob.
Surely that was unhygienic? Not to mention painful?
But the more I read, the more normal it seemed.
It's almost as rewarding as feeding a baby, one woman had written.
That night, I couldn't stop thinking about it. Clearly, Dixie liked my milk.
So a few nights later, after I'd fed Tasha, Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left
boob towards her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple.
Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin.
It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, it didn't feel much different to having Tasha there.
'You liked that, didn't you girl?' I said, as she gently pawed my chest.
Despite having a mouthful of sharp teeth, she didn't bite me and 10 minutes later, I gently pulled her off.
I was itching to tell someone about it.
But how? My mum, Jane, 62, and my mates would think I'd gone mad. So I kept it to myself.
But to be on the safe side, I rang the doctor and told him. He went quiet.
'I-I suppose there isn't a risk if they're both healthy…' he stammered.
That put my mind at rest. That lunchtime, I let Tasha feed from my left breast, then Dixie from my right. I disinfected myself afterwards. I didn't expect everyone to be quite so open-minded, though.
So I didn't tell my boyfriend of one month, Paul Murphy, 33.
On 15 October, I missed my period and was thrilled to find out I was pregnant.
Sadly, things didn't work out with me and Paul, so after four months together, we split.
Two months on, Tasha isn't feeding any more, so it's a relief to have Dixie sucking some of the milk out of my swollen boobs.
I still feed her twice a day for 20 minutes a time.
My baby's due in June and I'll stop breastfeeding Dixie when I'm three months pregnant. Then I'll express milk for her and start breastfeeding her again once the baby reaches 4 months. Yes, it's weird. But it works for us.
Dixie, Tasha and I are happy, so you can think what you like, but I reckon you shouldn't knock it 'til you've tried it!
UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Sunday, February 14th 2010 at 4:29PM
Siebra Muhammad
Have to admit to be quite shocked !...This is something that substantiates some of my feelings about dogs perhaps. Growing up in the country, my family had some farm animals. We had horses, chickens and rabbits. Our neighbors, some them had dogs. Our family never had dogs growing up. Because we had chickens that we raised, dogs were not much allowed on our property. Dogs were not allowed in our house. Till this day, where I live a dog is not welcome. Black women that work around white women should learn how to get along without picking up all of their ways. And this is an action that is appauling.......being able to speak for myself black men that like sucking their womans breasts might find this depurifying and a turnoff which could intefere with his romance.
Sunday, February 14th 2010 at 5:35PM
jamal Abraham
No matter how you slice it, body fluids are being exchanged between the dog and the woman and it is that mixing that bio chemical impact that would take years of study to sort out. Rather than that expense of time, my approach would be to discount the women that carry on like this as uncivilized and not worthy of salvation. Is that passing judgement ? Sure it is....in the days of Abraham
OK, Irma....you get a star on your forehead...for discovering something about me (smile).....Perhaps, because my mother breast feed all of my siblings except my youngest sister.
Sunday, February 14th 2010 at 11:29PM
jamal Abraham
I have 2 chihuahuas (male and female) and I may be crazy about them, but I ain't THAT crazy to the point where I want to breastfeed them!!! For them, it's either Purina Dog Chow, Pedigree or nothing!!!
People find ways to do many strange things! I wouldn't do it, but some people feel it's perfectly fine. Everything we do with our bodies is not good for us-- if you know what I mean... SO THAT ONE IS NOT FOR ME! [Smiles]
Monday, February 15th 2010 at 5:25PM
MIISRAEL Bride
That's nasty, now I have poured expressed breastmilk into my dogs bowl before, but never would I ever imagine having my dog drinking from the same boobs my baby eats from. Never! I love my dog but some people take it too far!
Friday, January 14th 2011 at 3:43PM
Shannon Carter
Further more, we don't suck cow teets.
Friday, January 14th 2011 at 3:45PM
Shannon Carter
I am suprised at not stoping at just pouring the milk into the dish, but it is her breast.
Makes my friend with a house full of cats paying out hundreds of dollars every few weeks for cat food look like child's play in judging her against this one.lol
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA
Hey Jamal, as my husband calls him self a 'foot man' I guess this is a relief for not being a breast man, huh???smile!!!!
Me, I am attracted to a bow legged man.(smile)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA
Great as it seems that we have better physical as well a brain protections if we start off life on brest milk...and not to go off topic, I am so glad that this resession is sending a lot of us back to nature and away for all of these chemicals on our store shelves and in our doctors office.(smile)
Thursday, April 10th 2014 at 6:47PM
ROBINSON IRMA